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The only thing better than making plans with your friends is canceling those very plans at the last minute. Here is a comprehensive list for how to maximize the dopamine of making plans, while minimizing...

A satire on academic discourse and high expectations Freshman year—it’s a time of new sights, sounds, friends and a whirlwind of new opportunities. It can be a confusing and chaotic time for most,...

A satirical take on spring break In a darkened bedroom, in the early hours of the morning last week, local college student Ralph Johnson discovered a fascinating and seemingly inexplicable trend through...

A satire on vaccination During this time of year, the conversation surrounding vaccination always seems to resurge. In recent years, the anti-vax movement has increased public debate about the efficacy...

A satire about family political debates over the holidays The Jennings family is bringing journalist and anchor Lester Holt to their home this holiday season to moderate political disputes at their family...

A satire on gender and sexual assault Harvey Weinstein has been accused in recent weeks of sexually assaulting dozens of women over the past three decades. As more and more renowned actresses continue...

A satirical look at education After months of long phone conversations with his mother and older brother, Logan Turner, ’18, has decided to forgo his senior academic year of college and go straight into...

A brief history of satirical news A rather recent pop culture phenomena, the satirical news show, has been growing steadily in popularity since 1996, the year that the  “The Daily Show” premiered....