2008 Woodie Awards
Getting to know...Daniel Wisnewski '08
Features editor and past interviewer becomes the interviewee, discusses chocolate bunnies, Shelley poems, pull-ups
Issue date: 4/23/08 Section: Features
For my last interview of the semester and, in fact, the last interview of my Saint Joseph's career, I opted to have many of my good friends, faculty members and past interviewees email me questions to be asked of myself. Editor in Chief of The Hawk, Alex Nassar, presided over the interview and acted as MC, reading aloud the questions and following with his own commentary.
Claire Williams, '08: If you had to the live the rest of your life on an island with three other people who would they be?
Dan Wisnewski: My entire life? Jesus Christ, Hitler, and a dog. I think Jesus and Hitler could give me a lot of good things to listen to.
Alex Nassar: That'd be interesting. They'd probably get in some fights.
DW: I'd love to see Jesus beat the crap out of Hitler.
Addison Lilholt, '08: Dan Wiznubskies, how would you redevelop the telephone?
DW: I would install drivers with microprocessors so that hydraulics would react in the neutrons.
Addison Lilholt, '08: Dan mulch, do you like gardens?
DW: I enjoy plucking a rose and eating it once in a while.
David King, '08: What would Mr. and Mrs. Wisnewski say shames them most about their son?
DW: Probably that my love is so fiery and dragon-filled.
Keith O'Brien, '08: I heard your band was recently voted best local Philadelphia-based band. How does it feel to beat out the likes of The Roots?
DW: I think The Roots were worthy competitors, but they eat children, and that doesn't fly in my book.
Phil DiWilliams, '09: Do you think the core of the earth is filled with milk chocolate or Easter bunnies that feed only on diamonds?
DW: You know, I would hope that it's made of chocolate bunnies that eat only diamonds. That way they can flow through the subterranean chocolate seas.
AN: But that close to the middle of the earth, wouldn't that be molten?
PDW: Wouldn't it just melt the bunnies?
AN: Yeah, but what if they were regular bunnies? They'd die in the sea of chocolate.
Claire Williams, '08: If you had to the live the rest of your life on an island with three other people who would they be?
Dan Wisnewski: My entire life? Jesus Christ, Hitler, and a dog. I think Jesus and Hitler could give me a lot of good things to listen to.
Alex Nassar: That'd be interesting. They'd probably get in some fights.
DW: I'd love to see Jesus beat the crap out of Hitler.
Addison Lilholt, '08: Dan Wiznubskies, how would you redevelop the telephone?
DW: I would install drivers with microprocessors so that hydraulics would react in the neutrons.
Addison Lilholt, '08: Dan mulch, do you like gardens?
DW: I enjoy plucking a rose and eating it once in a while.
David King, '08: What would Mr. and Mrs. Wisnewski say shames them most about their son?
DW: Probably that my love is so fiery and dragon-filled.
Keith O'Brien, '08: I heard your band was recently voted best local Philadelphia-based band. How does it feel to beat out the likes of The Roots?
DW: I think The Roots were worthy competitors, but they eat children, and that doesn't fly in my book.
Phil DiWilliams, '09: Do you think the core of the earth is filled with milk chocolate or Easter bunnies that feed only on diamonds?
DW: You know, I would hope that it's made of chocolate bunnies that eat only diamonds. That way they can flow through the subterranean chocolate seas.
AN: But that close to the middle of the earth, wouldn't that be molten?
PDW: Wouldn't it just melt the bunnies?
AN: Yeah, but what if they were regular bunnies? They'd die in the sea of chocolate.
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